Aforismos ateos

Navegando por interneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me he encontrado una recopilacion de aforismos ateos bastante interesantes.
Habia pensado traducirlos y apropiarmelos,que total,el creador original no se va a enterar,pero al final no pude ,ya sabeis que opino de este tipo de conductas..

Asi que lo controlcecontroluveo aqui directamente:

Top Fifty Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms

1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole

3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry

4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.

5. *There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings

6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.

7. *God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?

9. He’s Dead.
It’s Been 2,000 years.
He’s Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already!

10. *All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.

11. Viva La Evolución!

12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season

13. I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist

14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.

15. *People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs

16. Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.

17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

18. GOD – APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK

20. *God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus

21. God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.

22. When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!

23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.

24. You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing

25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.

26. *Science: It Works, Bitches.

27. “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

28. I Found God Between The Sheets

29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent

30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten

32. *If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia

34. *ALL Americans Are African Americans

35. *I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God

37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

38. *If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?

39. *JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself

40. *How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?

41. *Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.

42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex

43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.

44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.

45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children

46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War

47. *Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?

49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.

50. No Gods. No Mullets.

Algunos son realmente buenos, y les recomiendo que visiten el sitio original aqui.

Y ahora un enlace que no tiene nada que ver con lo que comentaba al principio del parrafo.

Anuncios
Explore posts in the same categories: General

3 comentarios en “Aforismos ateos”

  1. ei, negro!! Says:

    hm.. curioso lo del último enlace..¿quieres decir que ESOS señores COPIAN cosas DE OTROS, NO LOS CITAN Y además PONEN SU PROPIO LOGO?

    Yo siempre he pensado de la creación que Dios , en caso de existir, debe ser un mono. Me explico:

    Dios nos creó a su imagen y semejanza, y nosotros SABEMOS que hemos evolucionado a partir del mono. Por lo tanto, Dios creó UN MONO a su imagen y semejanza, lo cual indica que Dios tiene apariencia de mono.


  2. A mi me ha encantado esta:
    My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

    Y si lo enlazamos con tu teoria…DIOS ES UN MONO VOLADOR!!!


Responder

Introduce tus datos o haz clic en un icono para iniciar sesión:

Logo de WordPress.com

Estás comentando usando tu cuenta de WordPress.com. Cerrar sesión / Cambiar )

Imagen de Twitter

Estás comentando usando tu cuenta de Twitter. Cerrar sesión / Cambiar )

Foto de Facebook

Estás comentando usando tu cuenta de Facebook. Cerrar sesión / Cambiar )

Google+ photo

Estás comentando usando tu cuenta de Google+. Cerrar sesión / Cambiar )

Conectando a %s


A %d blogueros les gusta esto: